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Up your sexting diversion with this IRL chronicle of promulgation a aubergine emoji

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Up your sexting diversion with this IRL chronicle of promulgation a aubergine emoji

The truest gesticulate of love. (Picture: MylesGoode)

If Snapchatting a exposed pic isn’t for we (wise), voluptuous texts aren’t utterly doing it, and we only wish to make your sexting a bit some-more physical, a internet has a answer.

Presenting Eggplantmail. It’s a use that will send an aubergine (or eggplant, if you’re American) to any chairman of your choosing, finish with a tradition message.

Meaning we can now send a aubergine emoji – widely famous to be a penis emoji, for anyone not smooth – in genuine life, by someone’s postbox. Whoa.

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(Picture: Eggplantmail)

(Picture: Eggplantmail)

There’s a sixteen word extent on a summary we can have scrawled on to your aubergine’s flesh, so you’ll have to keep your sexting concise.

Or only compensate for mixed aubergines. Nothing says ‘date me’ like promulgation sixteen aubergines with ‘u up?’ created on them by your crush’s mailbox.

The site also explains that unless we embody your name in a message, a aubergine will be sent anonymously and but context. Essentially a IRL dick pic of a times.

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(Picture: Liza Nelson)

If we imagination promulgation a intent of your affections a phallic pitch of your lust, we can compensate for a use for only £6.99.

Sure, an emoji is free. But this is so most better.

H/T Refinery29.

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