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The dildo worker is all we need for hands-free masturbation

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The dildo worker is all we need for hands-free masturbation

The hands-free masturbation dream. (Picture: Youtube/dildoeverything)

Every wanted to get yourself off, though only can’t be worried with a wrist strain? Or fanciful a discerning masturbating sesh, though don’t wish to miscarry your stream pizza-eating sesh?

Finally there’s an answer.

Dildo Everything – a same people behind a stately dildo selfie stick – are behind with a new invention for all your dildo-ing needs: a dildo drone.

Yep, it’s a remote-controlled dildo that can fly around a room and afterwards directly inside your vagina.

Is this a critical vaginal repairs watchful to happen? Of course! Is this many expected a antic product that you’ll never be means to indeed buy? Sure!

But a critical thing here is that some dauntless people have motionless to put dildos where dildos have never been before. In a sky. Follow your dreams, dildos. Fly towards a prize.

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In a really convincing advert, a fan of a dildo worker explains that all we have to do is press a symbol on a special remote and a worker will fly directly to you.

Sadly even if you’re tempted to buy your own, we can’t. At a impulse a Dildo Drone’s website simply lists a product as ‘cuming soon’.

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We don’t even wish to consider about a repairs those spinning rotors could do to the bits. Ouch.

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